I just wrote this for the student body. We love our printers, but they messed up significantly in regards to my intended format. It just doesn't fly. Please help the grieving masses understand our dilemma.
Subject: Delay in Release of Thorn
Hello Student Body,
Unfortunately, due to a printing error, Thorn will not be distributed at our originally intended time. We, Covenant's Thorn staff, are intensely dedicated to a publication with unmitigated quality. We believe that this year we have been able to go beyond former precedents for Thorn and are actually giddy (yes, literally giddy... we do that) about showing it to you, but alas, before this is possible it must be perfect. I am holding back from making analogies about how the bride must be perfect for the bridegroom since I doubt most of you think Thorn is like your future spouse in importance, but for those of us who do, well you get the idea. We will keep you posted as to our new date for distribution. Thank you for you patience.
with great anticipation,
Natalie Lodico
Thorn Editor-in-Chief
PS I just want to say on the record that Alisha Belcher has been a wonderful treasurer and we appreciate her and how she's watched out for us this year so much we don't have proper words to articulate it.
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