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can one register for a two week stay at a hotel?

<<DISCLAIMER>>
If you are getting married in the next two years, or got married in the last two years, don't take this personally, it's just my mind reeling from all the nuptials.
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So. Seems silly not to blog about this, and it seems silly to blog about this, but since it's that time of night where I throw caution to the wind while being egged on by my partner in insomnia, the Katzmonster (this post didn't delete itself, btw, David, it just hid itself from my view).

And now, a brief glance into the world of the Katzman/Lodico late night IMing sessions:

aaaaaannnnnnd end scene.


Just to review, I am not a normal girl about "these" sorts of things. In highschool it was noted by one J. Chaz Ault (aka J.Croe, aka, Jonathan Charles, etc) that it was weird that I didn't want to go to Hawaii for my honeymoon. I was actually pretty adamant about it. When I was dating Christopher we actually got into a big fight about how there was "no freaking way" I would want to use his parents time share in Maui for my honeymoon. "No freaking way! Why don't we just bring your parents WITH us?" Etc. The point is, ever since I was like, eleven, I have wanted to go to Dromoland Castle, in Country Clare, Ireland (which, btw, is still an island last time I checked). Now, since my soul would die if I married for money, I doubt I will actually be able to go there for my honeymoon, but since everyone and their freaking dog is getting married these days (thank you Anna for officially ending my childhood...) I remembered this small little dream of mine and thought I should share it. Anyone want to start a fund to cover the $500 a night it will cost? I am shooting for two weeks people. No no no, don't worry about the fact that I am currently without a prospective groom (yes, Katzman and I are still NOT going to get married, tell the people David), let's get the important things in order while there are still reservation possibilities! Yes... I am a normal girl when it comes to "those" kinds of things (aka, having everything planned by the time I was, well, eleven). Wedding stuff stresses me out. I was counting up all the weddings in the next two years and I was like "whoa" and seriously people, we all know that number is going to go up. (This is why I am going to elope. shhhhhhhhhhhh, don't tell anyone.)

Just so we are clear on how gorgeous and idyllic this place is, a picture:


So, make your checks out to "Natalie Lodico's Dream Honeymoon Fund to Keep Her Childhood Dreams Alive" and send them to me.

Posted by Deke at June 19, 2006 07:49 AM | TrackBack